I Hate Going Windsurfing

Saving the soul as well as gas
I'd like a commute like Tim Carter's in Hilton Head. Five minutes to windsurfing by bike.

I hate going windsurfing. I really do.

Don't get me wrong. I love windsurfing. It's the going part that I hate. There are times that I feel like I'm a character in a Greek or Shakespearean tragedy. The fates, mankind and nature all align against me - impeding my progress, throwing road blocks in my way or having me brave evil ogres and dangerous villains. There are days that by the time I get to the lake, I'm so taxed and exhausted that it's almost difficult for me to enjoy my time on the water.

Ideally, I'd enter a tranquil and meditative state while on the road but I'm simply not that strong. While I begin every trip with good intentions, my resolve and strength ebb under the repeated attacks to my psyche and safety. I drive an older, slower car and pull another 1000 lbs of trailer and gear behind me. I can maintain a steady speed but I need space to brake and change lanes; and acceleration up hills is non-existent. Most of the several hundred thousand cars and trucks on the highway with me are respectful, patient and attentive. I tip my hat to all of them.

But, there are malevolent forces that conspire against my happiness. Here are a few from the Rogues' Gallery:

Bayerische Motoren Werke

Let's begin with the easy target: this fine German company makes some of the world's finer cars, without question. But the people who drive BMWs have acquired a reputation and deservedly so. My last encounter with a maniac on I-85 returning from an afternoon session (no, I'm not making this up) was a BMW hurtling through the Peach Pass (Hot) lane under Spaghetti Junction at rush hour probably doing excess of 110 mph. This car wasn't going fast, annoying fast or even asshat fast but carnage fast where you genuinely fear for people's lives.

No surprise, it's a Bimmer
Does any part of this really surprise you?

Odds and Deep Ends No. 23

Spring has sprung, daylight savings time is here and a lot of us are finally getting on the water. It's actually been fairly breezy recently - except last Saturday - and our getting on the water has meant postponing posting all sorts of crap interesting odds and ends.

Possibly the worst windsurfer-sup conversion we've seen yet.

Via Craig's LIst:

I will say it is a pretty small board (approx. 9'-3" long x 22" wide). It definitely takes some skill to use it as a SUP board. The buoyancy is 97 kg (~213 lbs). I weight about 155 lbs and I'm able to stand up on the board, but it took practice and a lot of stabilizing muscles. Because it's short, I would have to start off on my belly and paddle with my arms. Once I was moving, I would pop up into the standing position, similar to surfing. I needed the forward momentum to help keep my upright. It's super hard to stand up on it without at a standstill.

If you're looking for a very forgiving board, this is probably not for you. But if you're looking for a challenge, and a board that will give you a good core workout, this would be perfect.

2015 Caribbean Cruise: Windsurfing & Paddleboarding

My wife, Peggy & I just returned from a Caribbean cruise with the cast of the Public Radio show “American Prairie Home Companion” by Garrison Keillor. The focus of the trip was on top-notch musical entertainment and interesting shore stops. We managed to paddle board, ride the surf, snorkel, and windsurf at the ports of call.

Foto Gallery: Caribbean Cruise: Windsurfing & Paddleboarding

Our first stop at Grand Turk Island was a complete surprise for fun paddleboarding & sea kayaking. My friend Donovan, & I rented gear at Bohio Dive Resort and paddled out to an offshore reef where we saw waves breaking. The ocean swell formed up into smooth, easy to ride surf. The rides were long, and after passing over the reef, the waves melted away without crashing on us. It was really fun surfing. As a bonus, the outside reef formed along a wall popular with SCUBA divers. I brought my mask on the paddleboard & was able to free-dive down to the drop-off from 30 ft. to 7,000 ft. deep - a really impressive sight in the clear water.

Costa Rica 2015

Trey, Voltar (Michel) and I made the trek again this year. Costa Rica was insane. Sun and lots of wind almost every day. On few days the swell was over 6ft tall once you got to the "hole" at the bottom of the lake. Scott Freeman, who owns the Gorge Surf Shop sails there every day in Jan-to early March. Couple times when we passed each other on bottoms of different waves you could not see the other guys mast.

Good practice to surf down waves without getting washed up on a beach at the end.....fun. Plus there are no sharks in the lake...just crocodiles, but I hear they don't have a taste windsurfer guys...yet. Keeps you from spending too much time in the water.

Foto Gallery: Costa Rica 2015


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