Racing

Racing at the Fall Classic in Buenos Aires
Argentine soccer team, Racing, rushing for post game juice boxes and Rice Krispie treats.

2012 Fall Classic. Oct. 19-21, 2012 Lake Lanier Sailng Club and the Atlanta Boardsailing Club

Racing for local windsurfers.

Janitor's Note: Amazingly, our fertile imagination contributed very little to this article. The more improbable it sounds, the more likely it's true.

Racing. We know to most of you it brings to mind that great Buenos Aries football club - 16 time champion of Primera División as well as the first Argentine team to be world club champion. Perhaps it's because Racing was promoted back to the first division after defeating Atlanta in 1985. Of course, who wasn't beating Atlanta in any sport in 1985. But this, in fact, was an Argentine club, Atlanta, which allegedly got its name after our city of Atlanta was struck by an earthquake.

Cursory searching of the interwebs doesn't show any earthquakes hitting Georgia in 1904. There was a minor earthquake in Maine that year. Perhaps, they heard about an earthquake in Augusta (Maine) but confused it with Augusta (Georgia) and then thought, after looking at a map, that Atlanta (Georgia) would be a cooler name. Who knows...

But, the comedian Earthquake was performing in clubs around in Atlanta in the early 1990s, so there is that...

While we hate to disappoint our Hall County readers by switching the conversation away from futbol, there was a bit of racing in our little community, and, in fact, in Hall County last weekend. Timed to roughly coincide with the End of Days, our 34th Atlanta Fall Classic & End of the World Spectacular took place on the scenic grounds of and waters off of the Lake Lanier Sailing Club. Organized by the now legendary Chris Voith, it was an event blessed with wind in a place not often blessed with wind.

After all, this is Atlanta: Where Wind Goes to Die™. (Our new catchphrase)

Cats. Dogs. Oh my! It's the End of the World (Fall Classic)

2012 Fall Classic. Oct. 19-21, 2012 Lake Lanier Sailng Club and the Atlanta Boardsailing Club
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Breaking: Did we say T-shirt? Yes, we did. Well, maybe we left it out of the first draft but now we are saying it: with your registration you get a snazzy, cool T-shirt. Shirt, party, racing, food, drink.

Details for the Fall Classic are now available. The Notice of Race has the actual entry form for you to fill out and mail (with those stamp thingies). Registration is also at the race; there is a late fee, so don't wait.

The Atlanta Boardsailing Club and Lake Lanier Sailing Club invite you to compete in the
34th Atlanta Fall Classic & End of the World Spectacular

Rules– The regatta will be governed by the Racing Rules of Sailing including Appendix B- Sailboard Racing Rules, as prescribed by the United States Sailing Association, the Class Rules of any applicable fleet, the printed Notice of Race, the Sailing Instructions and the whims of the Race Committee. The Sailing Instructions will be available at late registration/check-in at the LLSC pavilion. Advertising is unrestricted.

2012 Fall Classic Entry Form
Click for an entry form (pdf)

Entry– The regatta is open to sailboard competitors. Pre-register by completing the attached entry form and sending it with appropriate fees to the address shown. Pre-registrations must be postmarked by October 15th. You may late-register at the race site before 10 a.m., October 20th. Any group of 5 boards may compete in a trophy group including (but not limited to):

Open Unlimited • Open 7.5 Limited • Sport (7.5 Ltd) • Kona • Formula

Dear Windsurfatlanta.org Part 33

Mad Catter
The Curse of Kitty: He is not amused.

Sometimes, it seems we can't win for losing. Last week, we upset a member of the canine contingent of our windsurfing community. Apparently, he took exception to our cat themed forum post. This week, it's someone else. We really need it to blow around here. Nerves are getting frayed and tempers on a short fuse.

Dear Atlanta Bored Sailing Club,
We cats have put up with your using us a entertainment while waiting for wind. Cat videos, cat pics, ha, ha. We luvz our cheezburgers so I guess it comes with the territory.

Dear Windsurfatlanta.org Part 32

Bad kitty
Sign of the times?

As internet auteurs provocateurs, we endeavor to piss off as many of our constituency as possible. We found the following in our Inbox.

Dear wsatl.org or whoever is the monkey behind this website, (ed.: Maurice found this pretty offensive)

I've been associated with this club for about 15 years. I enjoy windsurfing even if it's on those big old plastic boards you love to ridicule. Some things about the club and this web site, I like. Other things, meh.

Usually not too much raises the hackles on my back. But, I've got to say I'm really getting tired of this "cat" thing.I've never really understood this internet fascination with cats: cat videos, cat haz cheezburgers, cat pictures. Seriously, lose the cats. Cats have nothing to do with windsurfing.

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