at least it doesn't look like this. 'cross racers at the scene of the upcoming US championship course

pic.twitter.com/EQFiXlc72V

January 3, 2017

And, while almost all of us have had to do the walk of shame at some point, at least it seemed a bit more dignified than this:

Don't forget your bike

More hilarity: http://www.velonews.com/2017/01/news/u-s-cx-nationals-course-steep-slippery_427218