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October 2012

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Submitted by webguy on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:12
Do you believe?
These guys didn't write this article, but should have.
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Janitor's Note: We always look forward to guest submissions real or imagined. On a serious note, we all recognize that the storms that generate our wind often mean hardship or worse for others. No disrespect to them or their situations is intended.
"While there wasn't enough fireworks to knock the earth off its axis and fulfill the Mayan prophecy..."
- windsurfatlanta.org: Racing

"A fool's own words sentence him to his fate"
- A quote I made up

"For every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction"
- Newton's Third Law of Motion

Most of you don't believe that this is the End of Days or in the Prophecies. That's the way THEY want it. THEY aren't telling you the truth. But I am among the brave that are willing to break the silence. The TRUTH I'm telling you is dangerous. Others who have known the TRUTH have disappeared in the night and are imprisoned in secret facilities guarded by BLACK HELICOPTERS. I'm willing to risk this if it helps prevent the NEW WORLD ORDER which will take over after our country and freedom is destroyed.

You can't set off the amount of fireworks like at the Fall Classic without consequence. It wasn't a trivial amount as some in the MSM (MAIN STREAM MEDIA) want you to think. I was sent this photograph taken by a NASA satellite by an informant within NASA. THIS tells you the true magnitude of what happened.

Racing

Submitted by webguy on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:31
Racing at the Fall Classic in Buenos Aires
Argentine soccer team, Racing, rushing for post game juice boxes and Rice Krispie treats.

2012 Fall Classic. Oct. 19-21, 2012 Lake Lanier Sailng Club and the Atlanta Boardsailing Club

Racing for local windsurfers.

Janitor's Note: Amazingly, our fertile imagination contributed very little to this article. The more improbable it sounds, the more likely it's true.

Racing. We know to most of you it brings to mind that great Buenos Aries football club - 16 time champion of Primera División as well as the first Argentine team to be world club champion. Perhaps it's because Racing was promoted back to the first division after defeating Atlanta in 1985. Of course, who wasn't beating Atlanta in any sport in 1985. But this, in fact, was an Argentine club, Atlanta, which allegedly got its name after our city of Atlanta was struck by an earthquake.

Cursory searching of the interwebs doesn't show any earthquakes hitting Georgia in 1904. There was a minor earthquake in Maine that year. Perhaps, they heard about an earthquake in Augusta (Maine) but confused it with Augusta (Georgia) and then thought, after looking at a map, that Atlanta (Georgia) would be a cooler name. Who knows...

But, the comedian Earthquake was performing in clubs around in Atlanta in the early 1990s, so there is that...

While we hate to disappoint our Hall County readers by switching the conversation away from futbol, there was a bit of racing in our little community, and, in fact, in Hall County last weekend. Timed to roughly coincide with the End of Days, our 34th Atlanta Fall Classic & End of the World Spectacular took place on the scenic grounds of and waters off of the Lake Lanier Sailing Club. Organized by the now legendary Chris Voith, it was an event blessed with wind in a place not often blessed with wind.

After all, this is Atlanta: Where Wind Goes to Die™. (Our new catchphrase)