Top Ten Reason We Can't Windsurf (or Kitesurf)

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Top Ten Reason We Can't Windsurf (or Kitesurf)

Rain out - rained all day.
Black out - wind blew at night
Sick out - you are sick when it blow.
Work out - have to work
Blow out - too darn windy
Freeze out - too cold
Burn out - too hot
Fade out - wind died when you get there
Break out - broke your boom, mast, sail, ass
Dry out - had to sober up after last night

Please feel free to add to the list.

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.

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Re: Top Ten Reason We Can't Windsurf (or Kitesurf)

On the outs - if I go, I can't go back home
Maxed out - can't miss work because this month's credit card bills just gave me chest pains
Psyched out - just watched a tree get blown across Gaines Ferry Rd and my smallest sail is a 7.5

My brain is tired...

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Re: Top Ten Reason We Can't Windsurf (or Kitesurf)

I have a few more.
Chickened - I'm afraid I would get cold and wet.
White out - too much snow or ice on the roads
Cop out - you were in jail
Flip out - too busy receiving mental health services
Lock out - parks closed due to Govt. shutdown.
Cash out - too broke to buy gas.
Fake out - the forecast said there wouldn't be any wind.
Blank out - you completely forgot about it.
Wipe out - too tired
Space out - lake too crowded, no parking.
In out - too busy getting laid. (I know that one doesn't apply that often.)

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole.

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