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Do you believe?
These guys didn't write this article, but should have.
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"While there wasn't enough fireworks to knock the earth off its axis and fulfill the Mayan prophecy..."
- windsurfatlanta.org: Racing

"A fool's own words sentence him to his fate"
- A quote I made up

"For every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction"
- Newton's Third Law of Motion

Most of you don't believe that this is the End of Days or in the Prophecies. That's the way THEY want it. THEY aren't telling you the truth. But I am among the brave that are willing to break the silence. The TRUTH I'm telling you is dangerous. Others who have known the TRUTH have disappeared in the night and are imprisoned in secret facilities guarded by BLACK HELICOPTERS. I'm willing to risk this if it helps prevent the NEW WORLD ORDER which will take over after our country and freedom is destroyed.

You can't set off the amount of fireworks like at the Fall Classic without consequence. It wasn't a trivial amount as some in the MSM (MAIN STREAM MEDIA) want you to think. I was sent this photograph taken by a NASA satellite by an informant within NASA. THIS tells you the true magnitude of what happened.

Fall Classic from Space
Fall Classic fireworks as photographed by Greys and/or NASA (they are one and the same since Roswell)

Scientists at the EVEREST COLLEGE recorded the seismic jolt from the fireworks and confirm that the earth has been knocked almost a degree off its axis. As prophesied by the MAYANS, this is the catalyst for the END OF DAYS.

Yes, we already see it happening.

Consider the following which has all happened since the Fall Classic:

  • I woke up this past Saturday and on the AJC web site was the following:
    Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion

    "This is a very real exercise, this is not some type of big costume party," said Brad Barker, president of Halo Corp, a security firm hosting the Oct. 31 training demonstration during the summit at a 44-acre Paradise Point Resort island on a San Diego bay. "Everything that will be simulated at this event has already happened, it just hasn't happened all at once on the same night. But the training is very real..."

    The Marines are preparing for a ZOMBIE INVASION. Frankly, I could stop here. If all I told you was this, you would be heading to WALMART to stock up on supplies and buy all the shotgun shells you could put on your credit card. Of course, you'd put all of your purchases on a credit card because once the ZOMBIES are here, there won't be any need for a banking system (you do own gold, don't you?)

  • There was a 7.7 earthquake in Alaska. Of course, this was caused by the shifting of the TECTONIC PLATES with the earth on its new axis.

  • Because of the earthquake in Alaska, Hawaii had TSUNAMI warnings. Sadly, over a hundred umbrella drinks were swept out to sea. Fortunately, property damage was slight and no injuries were reported by the MSM.

  • That day, my daughter's soccer team, which had only a handful of goals all season scored twice within the first five minutes of her game, and added another three by the half. As parents and coaches will tell you, only the earth shifting on its axis is enough to affect teen-aged girls to this extent. Not prayer, therapy or mind-altering drugs created by the MULTI-NATIONAL PHARMACEUTICAL companies.

  • Georgia played Florida in football Saturday evening. Georgia is 6-24 since Coach VINCE DOOLEY'S last team beat them 26-3 in 1988. Florida owns Georgia. Georgia is like Uga, their bulldog mascot, Florida's BITCH. Georgia this season has lost to about the only quality team, South Carolina, they played. Florida beat the snot out of USC. Georgia's previous wins came against such schools as Central Rhode Island and DeVry Institute.

    Saturday, Georgia beat Florida 17-9. Georgia did not allow a touchdown, something they haven't done since Coach DOOLEY'S last game.

    There were probably enough bookies in Vegas keeling over after that game to throw the earth into a new orbit.

  • Of course, Hurricane Sandy, the SUPERSTORM of 2012. Sandy caused devastation in the Caribbean and has gone on to become among the worst storms ever to hit the Northeast shutting down WALL STREET and our BANKRUPT BANKS. The LIERS AND CHEATS on the New York Stock Exchange had to shut trading for the day. As prophesied, our PAPER CURRENCY economy is crumbling before our eyes.

  • Blizzards in W. Virginia, 30 foot waves on Lake Michigan, in our nation's HEARTLAND, flooding in NC. There are too numerous weather EVENTS for us to describe.

Okay, you can dismiss any and all of these events as COINCIDENCE. But consider the following. If you read the rest of this article and don't immediately head for your underground bunker, you are part of THEM, and you are waiting for the NEW WORLD ORDER. May your DEITY have mercy on you.

It has BLOWN for 4 days STRAIGHT. It is predicted to blow for the rest of the week. I'm not talking breezy but WIND. I see people unrolling sails not seen since DICK CHENEY was vice president. I see people who can't sail because they don't own any sail small enough. People are windsurfing on Juliette, Allatoona, Lanier. Lots of people. Lots of people with small sails. Zombies with small sails. Kiters, too. KITING ZOMBIES.

This is in ATLANTA (drumroll) Where Wind Goes to Die™.

THIS IS YOUR WARNING. THE END IS NIGH.

I will be speaking at the Powder Springs, GA Holiday Inn in December. I will be giving information on how YOU can survive the coming APOCALYPSE. Tickets at the door: $500.

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Learn from the MASTERS

This guy is funnier than you:

http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=11871

--- The Arrogant Jerk: Crabby and irritable since 1998.

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Don't forget tow in surfing

Don't forget tow in surfing on the East Coast...
http://www.grindtv.com/surf/blog/39017/east+coast+surfers+chase+sandys+silver+lining/

I think I messed up my hand while sailing on Monday. Fell on the boom with my fist. It's swollen up now. I guess that makes me another casualty of Sandy.

Bill Herderich

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